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Wednesday, 15 March 2017

Here's Joe Biden's favorite meme of himself and President Obama

President Obama's and his VP, Joe Biden's reign in America for  8 years, the duo were used in thousands of internet memes because of their close relationship. here is the favorite he picked.


In an interview with Moneyish, Joe Biden's daughter Ashley Biden said when he first learned about them, he "sat for an hour and laughed".

She went on to reveal her dad's favorite one as an image of him and Obama hugging, above a caption celebrating their eight years of partnership.

SpongeBob creator Stephen Hillenburg diagnosed with Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis (ALS)

Stephen Hillenburg, creator of the long-running hit Nickelodeon series 'SpongeBob SquarePants, has revealed that he has been diagnosed with the neurodegenerative disease ALS.


The 55-year-old animator shared a statement through Variety, announcing the diagnosis and his plan to continue working on the series, which has been on the air since 1999.

'I wanted people to hear directly from me that I have been diagnosed with ALS.,' the statement reads. 'Anyone who knows me knows that I will continue to work on ‘SpongeBob SquarePants’ and my other passions for as long as I am able. My family and I are grateful for the outpouring of love and support. We ask that our sincere request for privacy be honored during this time.'

Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis, or ALS, is a neuro-degenerative disease that affects the neurons in the brain which control voluntary motor functions, it has no known cure now and the life span of its victims are usually short.

Photos: see the bad state of a Magistrate Court in Abia State




This is reportedly the terrible state of  magistrate court 7 in Abia state Nigeria, see how bad it looks can one really sit in here to resolve any form of issues lol

Batman star Ben Affleck says he's completed treatment for his 'alcohol addiction



Actor and filmmaker, Ben Affleck popularly known for his batman role has revealed he has completed treatment for his 'alcohol addiction'. The actor in a statement on his Facebook page on Tuesday disclosed the update on his treatment:
"I have completed treatment for alcohol addiction; something I've dealt with in the past (Ben Affleck treatment for his alcohol abuse in 2001) and will continue to confront. I want to live life to the fullest and be the best father I can be. I want my kids to know there is no shame in getting help when you need it, and to be a source of strength for anyone out there who needs help but is afraid to take the first step. I'm lucky to have the love of my family and friends, including my co-parent, Jen, who has supported me and cared for our kids as I've done the work I set out to do. This was the first of many steps being taken towards a positive recovery, the statement added.


Who owns this 49million? EFCC seizes N49m cash at Kaduna airport

Money intercepted
Who owns the N49 million “crispy notes of N200 and N50 denominations” abandoned at the Kaduna International Airport? This is the puzzle EFCC is trying to resolve.


The cash was found by the EFCC on monday packed in sacks but according to intels the ownaer of the money ran away because of his inability to authenticate claims to the cash, by not knowing exactly how much is in the sack or even the source of the money

The cash was discovered by EFCC Zonal Office in Kaduna in five large black 150kg sacks during routine baggage screening at the airport.

Another source said the EFCC was working on clues that the fleeing suspect might be a courier for a syndicate.
“We will get to the root of this crime. There is a way we can collaborate with some agencies to trace the source of the N49million.
“We will also deploy forensic equipment and retrieve CCTV footage at the airport to identify the suspect,” the source said, pleading not to be named so as not to jeopardise the investigation.

Cancer cure: Australian court finds blogger guilty of deception

A Court in Australia on Wednesday found a wellness blogger, Belle Gibson, guilty of deceiving and misleading people on  using natural remedies and nutrition to cure cancer.

The disgraced health personality, who made tens of thousands of dollars selling books and a mobile app about her miraculous recovery, was taken to court by Consumer Affairs Victoria after it was revealed that she never had the disease.
Justice Debra Mortimer said during the judgment that Gibson, 25, may have “remained under some kind of delusion that she had cancer.”
“She may have had other psychological or psychiatric issues.
“Those possibilities are reasonably open on the evidence. I am not persuaded on the evidence she was acting unconscionably,’’ Mortimer said.

However, the judge also found Gibson guilty of using vulnerable groups, including a terminally ill five-year-old, and engaging in misleading or deceptive commerce to sell her wellness products and boost her own image and success.
Gibson had promised “a large part” of everything her company earned would be donated to charities.
“Gibson’s company, between 2013 and 2015, earned 420,000 Australian dollars (318,000 dollars) from sales of the app and the book and of this figure, but only 10,000 dollars was donated.
“(Gibson) deliberately played on the genuine desire of members of the Australian community to help those less fortunate,’’ Mortimer said.
Gibson had claimed that she cured her cancer with Ayurvedic medicine, oxygen therapy and a gluten and sugar-free diet.
She has been absent from court since case was brought against her in 2016, with no lawyers representing her.
Consumer Affairs Victoria is seeking for Gibson to pay a fine and publish an apology in newspapers acknowledging she lied.
source: The nation

Former Miss World, Agbani Darego share amazing photos

The 33 year old former Miss World is simply Allure.

Gay Activist Bisi Alimi shares chat with homophobic Nigerian lol

Gay rights activist, Bisi Alimi who is married Abroad shared a screenshot of his chat with a supposed homophobic Nigerian man who withdrew his initial compliments on his episode on Aljazira where he talked about sexual harassment after finding out Bisi is gay. 

Bisi wrote; "Some Nigerians will not kill me with their stupidity. He wanted my number and I am guessing for what reason."

Patoranking label boss Foston utomi accused of domestic violence as wife shares her story

This couple who got married in 2016, blessed with a son already turned out to be another case of domestic violence as the wife Ajoke was brutalized by her husband Mr Foston Utomi, CEO of Foston musik, label to Patrick Nnaemeka Okorie (patoranking). According to her she was beaten for hours with the doors locked so she won't escape as her husband threatened to take her life.
see post after the cut:

In this day my darling husband saw his wife and mother of his child bleeding on the floor but was still hugging and puffing. Swearing on his mothers life that that was going to be my last day on earth. Swearing that he would "enter Instablog" as the next man who killed his wife. I can't help but imagine 2 conductors on the street fighting, 2 strangers. When one starts to bleed the other would think "ha make I calm down oh" talkleas of beating your defenseless wife who did Nothing to you (or please ask him, what I did, I would love to be able to make sense of this, love to know my offense). He showed no mercy,still said to me that I was going to drown in my blood. He locked all doors, even balconies invade I wanted to jump out! The man I loved striped to his underwear in front of my friend and the abuse went on for hours, he had 2 of his own friends in the house and even they weren't enough to stop him, he was exchanging blows with them, just to get to me. It was as though he had 5 men inside him,determined to kill me. I excaped only by the grace of God. My friend and I were running on the street with blood on me like this and people wondering what happened to us. And this was just one day. I can write a book on the living hell I lived. And it's you, who has the guts to bring this to instagram? You are not even worthy of being a role model to your son yet You think you a motivational speaker now?

If you think you can post something on a public platform and then come to me in private to say your post is not about me then you must be joking for real. So since you started it I guess is okay for me to come here and ask you "who exactly is your post directed to then"? Awww are you feeling salty cos I left you? Feeling salty cos I rejected all your pathetic pleas for me to come back to you? Only a few people know what a monster you really are, and most of them can't tell you the truth cos you are feeding them. You said it yourself that through out our relationship and marriage I never did anything wrong to you (I have all the screen shots), I never cheated on you, never talked back at you, never wronged you. Despite the fact you did unimaginable things to me,all I did was look for new ways to love you everyday. I walk around smiling, trying to be strong for my son but only I know how You have destroyed me, if my scars ever heal it would be a true miracle. Now to whoever this ghost account "hayoxy" is (I swear on my life and my entire family that I have no idea who it is, I'm not following Foston so I didn't even see the post until he sent me the screenshot) thank you but you honestly don't even need to fight for me. I haven't cried in almost 4 months now, that's enough proof that God has already fought for me. Now back to your post sir Uba, you will not have a happy ending oh! What happy ending? Let me just tell you right now- it's impossible! You beat me nothing less than 20 times in 3 yrs and attempted to murder me (MURDER) 3 times and you think you will know peace? It doesn't matter how much you have, unless your parents take you to a mountain for deliverance you will end up killing yourself mark my words. You bought me a Range Rover so you may buy your next girl (victim) a Bentley when you find her sure she will enjoy financial bliss but she will pay dearly for you are cursed. You know I'm your heart I was never with you for money, when we started I didn't even know who you were, I hadn't even heard Patoranking's Alubarika, my intentions and love was pure until I finally saw that you didn't deserve it. Respect yourself!

College in these countries are free. what are you waiting for?


According to the 2015 Organisation for Economic Cooperation and Development OECD report, these  8 countries come with some free college/ university programs. 
The list involve
Denmark,
 Estonia,
 Finland,
 Norway,
 Slovak Republic,
 Slovenia, 
Sweden and
 Turkey.
The countries in this list are mainly in Europe which ofcourse  have higher income tax rates and they are currently the only places in Europe where college is free and healthcare is almost free.

Monday, 13 March 2017

Former Big Brother Africa housemate, Geraldine Iheme shares lovely maternity photos

Former Big Brother Africa housemate, Geraldine Iheme and her husband  Otas Bazuaye are expecting their first child together. 




Thandie Newton reveals she prefers acting nude to dressing in provocative costumes

The star actress of Half of a Yellow Sun, Thandie Newton, is starring in a new series called Westworld and in one of the scenes, she appeared totally naked but she doesn't seem to mind going nude.
"I found myself more empowered naked than I did with the saloon outfit on," she said. "I was more comfortable naked because the costume was the most potent objectification of a woman, with the boobs pushed right up, the tiny waist. It’s an invitation for sex. The fishnet tights, the little heels with the laces... It’s all about sensuality. It’s about eroticism. It’s about "Look, but don’t touch". 
"It’s all there to make the invitation for sex as provocative as possible and then the promise of satisfaction is practically just there
  Thandie has come to be comfortable in her skin after suffering from Bulimia while at Cambridge university. Recalling the experience, she said:
 "I was not perceived as the person that boys wanted to go out with. And that has a very strong effect on a young girl. I was lying in bed and I remember feeling my heart against my ribcage. Because my ribs were so close to my skin it was like my heart was coming out. I thought: 'F***, I’m going to die'."
Thandie wore the frilly, figure-clinging, busty costumes for her sex worker robot character, Maeve Millay. She was covered up to a large extent in the get-up but she revealed that she feels like a sex object in them. Curiously, she doesn't feel the same way when acting fully naked.

Tyra banks replaces Nick cannon Oon America got talent; here;s what Nick said

Nick Cannon doesn’t have any hard feelings towards his replacement on “America’s Got Talent.”
Cannon tweeted his blessings to the new host, Tyra Banks Sunday night saying: “Salute Queen! Congrats, I know you will be amazing! Wonderful choice.”
Banks responded with a simple and sweet: “Thanks, boo.”
Cannon quit the franchise after hosting the popular show for eight seasons because he said he was being punished by NBC executives over a racial joke that he said in his stand-up special last month.
“I find myself in a dark place having to make a decision that I wish I didn’t have to,” Cannon said. “But as a man, an artist and a voice for my community, I will not be silenced, controlled, or treated like a piece of property."
Although Banks taught the world how to "smize" for 22 cycles of “America’s Next Top Model,” the actress and model is ready for a new American competition show.

Very graphic photos: 4 final year Nursing students killed in fatal accident

 Four final year students of Sunyani-Tanoso Nursing Training College, Ghana were killed in a ghastly motor accident which occurred on Saturday March 11th, along Sunyani-Abeseim road.

The students identified as Dora, Florence, Gifty and Vivian were returning from Vodafone Ghana Music Awards (VGMA) Nomination Jam when they met their end in a ghastly accident. The driver survived but sustained serious injuries. See graphic photos from the accident scene after the cut.





















IVANKA THE CHINA REGIONAL STAR: Chinese women are lining up for plastic surgery in a bid to look like Ivanka Trump

Dazzling Ivanka
The Trump family may not be getting much love at home but over in China, Ivanka is a huge draw. According to cosmetic surgery professionals in the country, women are so impressed by her looks they are having plastic surgery in order to look like her.

Chinese companies are cashing in on the trend with many of them lodging applications to use Ivanka's name to sell their business.
One company stole a march on competitors with its clever branding. The Foshan Yiwanka Medical Management, shares characters with the Chinese spelling of Ivanka, making it a very popular business name right now.

The medical center specializes in facial cosmetic surgery and also in liposuction and breast augmentation. Its resources manager Li Yunxing said: 'Young women in China like to change their looks to copy film stars’ eyes, noses and lips.'

'No doubt young women here want Ivanka’s big eyes, her pretty nose and lips and her flawless figure.'

Adoring fans back home in America aren't left out of the Ivanka craze. Last year, two Texan women were revealed to have already spent tens of thousands of dollars. Tiffany Taylor, a 33yr old mother-of-three and aspiring socialite has had breasts implants, cheek fillers and a nose job to appear more like President Trump's eldest daughter. She says she's modelling herself on Ivanka's 'classic features'. Jenny Stuart, a 36-year-old from Houston, said she admired the 'classy, pretty' woman.

Both Ivanka wannabes visited plastic surgeon Dr Franklin Rose in Houston to achieve their new looks and he said demand for the Ivanka look is high. He said: 'Breasts or nose or face, she has such a pretty face shape.

This is not the first patient that's come in with a picture of Ivanka Trump. She is very beautiful and she's very poised.'

Taylor, who works in the oil and gas industry says she has spent $60K on liposuction, breast implants, fat grafts and cheek fillers and recently underwent an eye lift and nose job. Stuart on the other hand has shelled out $30K on Brazilian butt lift, breast enhancement, nose job and fillers in her cheeks.

Over the past four months, Dr Rose said the name on all patients' lips was that of Donald Trump's daughter.
'She's the star of the media at the moment and she's disarmingly beautiful. You get a lot of J.Lo, everyone wants her buttocks, but over the past four months it's been all about Ivanka.Most patients under 45 come in with pictures on their cell phone to show me,' he added.
It appears the looks of first lady, Melania Trump aren't as coveted as those of her step daughter.
Dr Rose said:
 'Melania's face is a little severe. She gets a lot of Botox, I think Ivanka and her might go to the same surgeon because Ivanka has had fillers and Botox over the years too.'